The time has come for an uprising against this oppression by scheming central city capitalist corporations who dribble Westies beer made by enslaved machines! Join the uprising! Prohopetarians unite! Save West Auckland from mediocrity, follow the true path to rewarding ales my comrades!
West Auckland Pale Ale
Our once grand old public houses now stand filled with flavourless brown froth. A pitiful reward for our hard working West Auckland brethren!